I enrolled in flight school when I was 17. I was the youngest aspiring pilot at the BOI airport at the time, and the tower always told me I sounded like a 12-year-old over the radio. I still sound like a 12-year-old, but whatever, that’s beside the point. Maybe that’s why the military pilots assigned me the call sign “Queen Kid.” Like, couldn’t they have chosen something cooler? I don’t know, “Savage” or something along those lines.